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GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions                 
Holiday                        
Political                          
Special Orders              
Sports
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker"                                         
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Golf Ball Sack
Nut sack -- Nuts about you!
Testicle Key Chain
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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Bachelor Party
Biker           
Birthday Boy
Dr. Pecker
Fisherman
Gambler
Hunter / Camouflage
John Deere
Mardi Gras
Military / Camouflage



April Fools                      Halloween
(aka Shorty)                    July 4th
Christmas/Holiday              St. Patrick's Day
Cinco de Mayo                  Valentine's Day
Father's Day/#1/Winner                




Baseball - MLB Teams         Golf
College Sports                 Hunting
Fishing                         NASCAR
Football - NFL Teams         Bowling 
Rodeo
If we don't have your sport, we'll make it for you!



Shorty                         Teenie Weenie
Father & Son                  Your Special Order

Questions? Requests? Special Orders? Contact Us







Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers  
It'Snot a Mug                 Fake Rude Lottery Tickets
Menopause Relief Pills         Fish Asshole Labels
Men's Clothing Repair Kit     Redneck Ear Wax Remover   
'Safe Sex' Condoms               Testicle Key Chain
Nut Sack -- I'm nuts about you!
Golf Ball Sack                 Many more
                 See them all HERE
Pittsburgh Steelers Weenie Warmer
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Testicle Key Chain
Batman
Democrat or Republican
Moustache
Mr. Fix-It
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Police Officer
Rainbow Pride
Referee
Rodeo Cowboy
Star of David / Jewish
Tex (Texas Flag)
Wedding / Formal

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The Goofy Gift Shop has a large collection of Weenie Warmers gag gifts for special occasions, holidays, events, NFL teams, college and other sports.  We will also custom make almost any Weenie Warmer in the colors and specs you require. The Goofy Gift Shop also offers many other fun and unusual gag gifts. So browse around!
Events, Occasions and Professions - $20.00 each
Holidays - $20.00 each
Sports - $20.00 each
Special Orders
Goofy Gifts