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Coming Soon:
The Policeman
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listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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bastrop, tx
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A Bag of "Nothing"
How many times has this happened to you?  You ask someone what they want you to get them for Christmas or their birthday.  It's a legitimate question!  So they look at you and reply: "Oh, nothing"
Well, this is the perfect gift for that person!  This "Bag of Nothing" Gift allows you to get them EXACTLY what they wanted. 

A Bag of
SPECIAL BONUS:
A Free Bag containing  "Nada" and  "Not Anything" included with each order of  "A Bag of Nothing"
Did I say I wanted a bag of 'nothing'?
Well, it's what they asked for!
Don't forget to check out our Weenie Warmers!
$1.99 shipping included
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A Bag of Nothing

from the Goofy Gift Shop  
A Bag of
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