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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
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The year of the
(keep him warm)

For the man who has everything! (I bet he doesn't have one of these!)

We here at the Goofy Gift Shop offer the one and only complete Weenie Warmer wardrobe for him.  We have Weenie Warmers for most holidays:  Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, July 4th, Halloween, Christmas and other special occasions:  weddings, bachelors parties, football (and other sports) parties, military men and hunters, and many professions including politicians..

All weenie warmers are hand-crocheted (by a beautiful grandmother) using  Coats&Clark, 100% acrylic 4-ply yarn.  One end is actually a hollow sack to house "the boys" and the tubular shaped part is hollow in the center to accommodate his "pride and joy".  The bow is actually a draw-string.

The yarn is very flexible, so they are basically "one size fits all".  You can pull it out on the sides to make it shorter and wider, or you can pull it on the end and make it longer and thinner.  No matter how you arrange it, everyone will get a good laugh when it is opened!  However, if you want to boost or deflate his ego, we can custom make one very long or very short to your specifications.

If you don't find what you are looking for we will custom make in any colors (based upon available yarn colors) or size you request. 
If you have any questions or special requests, please contact us by clicking HERE or call 512-221-1208 (9 a.m. - 6 p.m. CST, M-F)

We also donate caps and other items to the Save The Children's Knit One, Save One campaign, Miracles Happen, and various other charitable organizations who accept crocheted items.
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Weenie Warmers From The Goofy Gift Shop