For the man who has everything   (I bet he doesn't have one of these!)

We at the Goofy Gift Shop offer the one and only complete Weenie Warmer wardrobe for him.  We have Weenie Warmers for most holidays:  Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, July 4th, Halloween, Christmas and other special occasions:  weddings, bachelors parties, football (and other sports) parties, military men and hunters, and many professions including politicians..

All weenie warmers are hand-crocheted (by a beautiful grandmother) using  Coats&Clark, 100% acrylic 4-ply yarn.  One end is actually a hollow sack to house "the boys" and the tubular shaped part is hollow in the center to accommodate his "pride and joy".  The bow is actually a draw-string.

The yarn is very flexible, so they are basically "one size fits all".  You can pull it out on the sides to make it shorter and wider, or you can pull it on the end and make it longer and thinner.  No matter how you arrange it, everyone will get a good laugh when it is opened!  However, if you want to boost or deflate his ego, we can custom make one very long or very short to your specifications.

If you don't find what you are looking for we will custom make in any colors (based upon available yarn colors) or size you request. 
If you have any questions or special requests, please contact us by clicking HERE

We also donate caps and other items to the Save The Children's Knit One, Save One campaign, Miracles Happen, and various other charitable organizations who accept crocheted items.

 

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At thegoofygiftshop.com, we recognize that privacy of your personal information is important. Here is information on what types of  personal information we receive and collect when you visit thegoofygiftshop.com, and how we safeguard your information.  We never  sell your personal information to third parties.

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We also use third party advertisements on thegoofygiftshop.com to support our site.  Some of these advertisers may use technology  such as cookies and web beacons when they advertise on our site, which will also send these advertisers (such as Google through the  Google AdSense program) information including your IP address, your ISP , the browser you used to visit our site, and in some cases,  whether you have Flash installed.  This is generally used for geotargeting purposes (showing Texas real estate ads to someone in  Texas, for example) or showing certain ads based on specific sites visited (such as showing cooking ads to someone who frequents  cooking sites).

You can chose to disable or selectively turn off our cookies or third-party cookies in your browser settings, or by managing  preferences in programs such as Norton Internet Security.  However, this can affect how you are able to interact with our site as  well as other websites.  This could include the inability to login to services or programs, such as logging into forums or accounts.

If you have questions regarding our Privacy Policy, its implementation, failure to adhere to this Privacy Policy, and/or our general  practices, please contact us HERE or mail to:  Jerry Caywood, 215 Piney Ridge Drive, Bastrop, TX  78602,
512-321-4050.

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