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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The year of the
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Adult Gift Wrapping Paper
from the Goofy Gift Shop
This hilarious gift wrap paper will bring big laughs to everyone who sees it!
At first glance it appears like regular paper, but look closely at the hands of the people on the wrap.  Now that is what I call 'friends'!  And whether you have them a nice gift or a gag gift, they will forget the gift but they will always remember the package!  

If the party gets dull, you can always suggest that everyone stand next to each other and pose for more personalized paper!

Please be careful!  Don't take this to your church party nor to your elderly aunt's birthday party! 

Each package contains 2 sheets each measuring 18.5 x 24.5 inches
The Goofy Gift Shop offers many great gag gifts
You gotta see our Weenie Warmers!
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Adult Gift Wrapping Paper

Adult Grift Wrap Paper from The Goofy Gift Shop
$7.99 shipping included
within the USA