Ass–Kisser Gum
You know you can name several people who deserve this present!
This Ass–Kisser gum is the perfect way to tell that person you work with exactly what you think of them. Even if you anonymously leave it on their desk, they will get the idea. And your friends and other workmates will love it also! Because if you know that person fits this category then everyone knows it.
So here's your chance to semi–politely tell them off!
This Ass–Kisser gum is the perfect way to tell that person you work with exactly what you think of them. Even if you anonymously leave it on their desk, they will get the idea. And your friends and other workmates will love it also! Because if you know that person fits this category then everyone knows it.
So here's your chance to semi–politely tell them off!
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Some might also call such a person a suck–up or a brown–noser
The Ass Kisser Gum is also good to chew if you need to learn how to be a brown noser!
I was gonna give a package of this gum to all the suck–ups I know, but we only bought two cases of it!
Chew 2 packs of this Ass–Kisser Gum and you can show everybody in the office how it's done!
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me that it seems like every day of his life he's forced to add another name to the list of people who can just kiss his ass.
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