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Coming Soon:
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listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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Ass-Kisser Gum
from The Goofy Gift Shop
You know you can name several people who deserve this present!  This
Ass-Kisser gum is the perfect way to tell that person you work with exactly what you think of them.  Even if you anonymously leave it on their desk, they will get the idea.  And your friends and other workmates will love it also!  Because if you know that person fits this category then everyone knows it.
So here's your chance to semi-politely tell them off!
The Ass Kisser Gum is also good to chew if you need to learn how to be a brown- noser!
I was gonna give a package of this gum to all the suck-ups I know, but we only bought five cases of it!
Some might also call such a person a suck-up or a brown-noser
Wait until you see the great selection of Sports Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
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$4.99 shipping included
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Ass Kisser Gum

Ass Kisser Gum from The Goofy Gift Shop