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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
Do you want to boost your man's ego? 
A lot?  Well, this is the gag gift to do it! Let him unwrap the Big Boy Condom in front of his friends, and he'll be so tickled he'll show everyone! 
Can't you just hear him bragging to his friends about this gift?  Listen closely and you might hear him even say it is a bit tight on him.  Men are like that! 
But he, and your friends, will always remember this gift! 
The Big Boy Comdom is the gift that people will talk about for years.
These are a joke! Do not use them for birth control or disease prevention
The quarter is only to show the size, it is not included
Jimmy Joe Bobby says if he'd had these that were big enough to fit him a few years back he wouldn't have 16 kids today!
Only $6.99 shipping included
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Big Boy Condoms

Big Boy Condoms from The Goofy Gift Shop