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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
Do you want to boost his ego.... A lot??
Well, this is the gag gift to do it! Let him unwrap the Big Boy Condom in front of his friends, and he'll be so tickled he'll show everyone! 
Can't you just hear him bragging to his friends about this gift?  Listen closely and you might hear him even say it is a bit tight on him.  Men are like that! 
But he, and your friends, will always remember this gift! 
The Big Boy Comdom is the gift that people will talk about for years.
These are a joke! Do not use them for birth control or disease prevention
The quarter is only to show the size, it is not included
Jimmy Joe Bobby says if he'd had these that were big enough to fit him a few years back he wouldn't have 16 kids today!
Only $6.99 shipping included
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Big Boy Condoms

Big Boy Condoms from The Goofy Gift Shop