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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
These "Breast Implants R Us" gag Envelopes are hilarious!!!  Can you imagine the surprise when one of your "friends" gets this in the mail?  If you send it to her home, she may never tell anyone about it.  Hmmm.  Maybe you should send it to her Work address?  If she is your friend, she'll love getting a letter from Breast Implants R Us. 
If she's not your  friend, who cares  what she thinks?  
If you wish, we will be happy to mail these anonymously for you. Just click HERE to send us the name and mailing address.
What a great gag gift!
Only $2.99 shipping included
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Breast Implants 'R Us Envelopes

Breast Implants R Us gag envelope from The Goofy Gift Shop