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All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
Yes, now you can grow your own herd! 
These Cow Seeds make a great gift for that farmer friend or that
wannabe farmer friend.  And I know that friend will surely invite you over for a steak meal when the cows are grown and butchered! 

  3 packs for only $5.00!
Raised from Cow Seeds from The Goofy Gift Shop
Be sure to follow the directions:
-- Plant seeds at least 6 feet apart - cows grow
-- Plant seed right side up or cows will grow
    upside down
-- Cow Seeds are self-fertilizing!
-- Be patient - cows need time to grow
-- For best results: Moo softly while watering
3 packs for $5.00, shipping included
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Cow Seeds

Cow Seeds from The Goofy Gift Shop
This could be YOUR herd!