Cupid Poop
The Goofy Gift Shop
Bastrop, TX
Every one knows at least one person to whom they would like to express their Valentines Day sentiments or at least their thoughts.
Well, this is the perfect way to tell that person your true feelings!
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me he got 13 of these last year from girls
and two of them weren't even his cousins.
I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
Romantic cards just didn't say
the things I wanted to.
I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop
It's very rare and magical:
A Bag of Cupid Poop
Only $2.99 postage included