Cupid Poop

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The Goofy Gift Shop
Bastrop, TX
Every one knows at least one person to whom they would like to express their Valentines Day sentiments – or at least their thoughts.
Well, this is the perfect way to tell that person your true feelings!
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me he got 13 of these last year from girls –
and two of them weren't even his cousins.
I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
Romantic cards just didn't say
the things I wanted to.

I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop
It's very rare and magical:
A Bag of Cupid Poop
Check out our Weenie Warmers
Cupid Poop would go perfect with the
Valentines Day Weenie Warmers
Cupid Poop
Only $2.99 postage included
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