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Just added:
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Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms
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Coming Soon:
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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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Cupid Poop - Valentine's Day gift
Every one knows at least one person to whom they would like to express their Valentines Day sentiments - or at least their thoughts.   Well, this is the perfect way to tell that person your true feelings!
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Cupid Poop would go perfect with the Valentines Day Weenie Warmers
I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
Romantic cards just didn't say
the things I wanted to.

I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop
It's very rare and magical:
A Bag of Cupid Poop
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me he got 13 of these last year from girls -  and two of them weren't even his cousins.
Just $2.99 shipping included
Cupid Poop from The Goofy Gift SHop
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What a great gag gift!

Cupid Poop

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Cupid Poop from The Goofy Gift Shop