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The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
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All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

Ex-Boyfriend Gum
Everybody has broken up with someone at some time in their life. 
And most times it's painful to do.
Well, the "Ex-Boyfriend" gum is a perfect and easy way to  do it.  You don't have to start explaining reasons why - you just tell them you have to hurry, but you wanted to give them this gift and leave.
Believe me, they will get the message!!
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You'll want to forward our site to all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
Only $4.99 shipping included
This is real chewing gum!
To really savor the breakup, give a guy the Ex-Boyfriend Gum AND a Teenie Weenie Warmer!
Give this as a gag gift to your boyfriend and you'll see how he really feels about you!

Ex-Boyfriend Gum

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Ex-Boyfriend Gum from The Goofy Gift Shop