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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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Ex-Boyfriend Gum
Everybody has broken up with someone at some time in their life. 
And most times it's painful to do.
Well, the "Ex-Boyfriend" gum is a perfect and easy way to  do it.  You don't have to start explaining reasons why - you just tell them you have to hurry, but you wanted to give them this gift and leave.
Believe me, they will get the message!!
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You'll want to forward our site to all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
Only $4.99 shipping included
This is real chewing gum!
To really savor the breakup, give a guy the Ex-Boyfriend Gum AND a Teenie Weenie Warmer!
Give this as a gag gift to your boyfriend and you'll see how he really feels about you!
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Ex-Boyfriend Gum

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Ex-Boyfriend Gum from The Goofy Gift Shop