Fake Cash Register Receipts
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WEENIE WARMERS
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Our Newest Item:
Warm Willie Hand Warmer
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Rainbow Pride                         
MSU Spartans                             
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"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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This has to be the very Ultimate Revenge - or the very best Practical Joke you could ever pull on someone.
This fake cash register receipt shows a purchase of some adult products (see picture for items) and even shows a Member's Discount on the purchase which implies that they have visited this store and purchased items previously.   All you have to do is drop this in someone's car or around/in someone's desk at work, or anywhere that someone might find it and think they know who dropped it.  Can't you just hear them denying it belongs to them and trying to explain what it's doing near them?  That would be a sure-fire hit on YouTube!!!
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You'll want to forward our site to all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
This looks like an actual cash register receipt!  It's printed on real cash register paper 
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me I didn't have  to buy these fake receipts - he could have given me all the real ones I wanted.
Only $3.49 shipping included
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Fake Cash Register Receipts

from The Goofy Gift Shop 
Fake Cash Register Receipt from The Goofy Gift Shop