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This has to be the very Ultimate Revenge - or the very best Practical Joke you could ever pull on someone.
This fake cash register receipt shows a purchase of some adult products (see picture for items) and even shows a Member's Discount on the purchase which implies that they have visited this store and purchased items previously.   All you have to do is drop this in someone's car or around/in someone's desk at work, or anywhere that someone might find it and think they know who dropped it.  Can't you just hear them denying it belongs to them and trying to explain what it's doing near them?  That would be a sure-fire hit on YouTube!!!
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This looks like an actual cash register receipt!  It's printed on real cash register pape
Jimmy Joe Bobby told me I didn't have  to buy these fake receipts -
he could have given me all the real ones I wanted.
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Fake Cash Register Receipts - Adult products (x-rated)

from The Goofy Gift Shop 
Fake Cash Register Receipt from The Goofy Gift Shop