Fake X-rated/Vulgar Lottery Tickets (obscene language)

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Fake Rude Lottery Tickets
Set of 3 tickets for $4.79
shipping included
Warning: The words revealed after scratching are not censored.  The tickets in the photo above are strategically placed - can you guess what it reads?
Do you have a friend who is one of those lottery junkies?  You know, the people who are almost addicted to buying scratch-offs with the dream of winning millions...
Well, this is the perfect gift for them!  These realistic-looking fake lottery tickets reveal a very obscene message when scratched off. 
The look on their face will be priceless!

NOTE:  These tickets contain rude and vulgar words!  They are not censored!
Each order contains 3 assorted scratch-off tickets.  There is no way to determine what each will read before they are scratched.

NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS