Fake Rude/Vulgar Lottery Tickets
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Weenie Warmers
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Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out the
April Fools Day
Weenie Warmers
April Fools Day
Weenie Warmers
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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop: Weenie Warmers
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Set of 3 tickets for $4.29
shipping included
shipping included
Warning: The words revealed after scratching are not censored. The tickets in the photo above are strategically placed - can you guess what it reads?
Do you have a friend who is one of those lottery junkies? You know, the people who are almost addicted to buying scratch-offs with the dream of winning millions...
Well, this is the perfect gift for them! These realistic-looking fake lottery tickets reveal a very rude message when scratched off.
The look on their face will be priceless!
NOTE: These tickets contain rude and vulgar words! They are not censored!
Well, this is the perfect gift for them! These realistic-looking fake lottery tickets reveal a very rude message when scratched off.
The look on their face will be priceless!
NOTE: These tickets contain rude and vulgar words! They are not censored!
Each order contains 3 assorted scratch-off tickets. There is no way to determine what each will read before they are scratched.