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WEENIE WARMERS
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Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms
"Asshole Repellent"
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Weenie Warmers
Coming Soon:
The Policeman
The Gambler
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Frequently Asked Questions

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*Are all items in stock?*
Yes, everything is in stock except for special orders.

*How long does it take to make a special order weenie warmer?*
Usually just one day, depending on quantity ordered.

*Can you put my company logo on a weenie warmer?*
We can usually put any image or logo onto a weenie warmer.

*How quickly do you ship?*
Usually ship within 24 hours. Special orders may take an extra day.

*How do you ship?*
We ship US Post Office First Class mail.

*Is rush delivery available?*
Yes! For an extra shipping fee, we will ship priority or overnight, per your request.

*What is your return policy?*
We accept returns and will give a refund upon receipt of returned merchandise, less actual shipping costs.