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GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
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Sports
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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Frequently Asked Questions

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*Are all items in stock?*
Yes, everything is in stock except for special orders.

*How long does it take to make a special order weenie warmer?*
Usually just one day, depending on quantity ordered.

*Can you put my company logo on a weenie warmer?*
We can usually put any image or logo onto a weenie warmer.

*How quickly do you ship?*
Usually ship within 24 hours. Special orders may take an extra day.

*How do you ship?*
We ship US Post Office First Class mail.

*Is rush delivery available?*
Yes! For an extra shipping fee, we will ship priority or overnight, per your request.

*What is your return policy?*
We accept returns and will give a refund upon receipt of returned merchandise, less actual shipping costs.