Events, Occasions &
Special Orders              
Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

Frequently Asked Questions

Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
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*Are all items in stock?*
Yes, everything is in stock except for special orders.

*How long does it take to make a special order weenie warmer?*
Usually just one day, depending on quantity ordered.

*Can you put my company logo on a weenie warmer?*
We can usually put any image or logo onto a weenie warmer.

*How quickly do you ship?*
Usually ship within 24 hours. Special orders may take an extra day.

*How do you ship?*
We ship US Post Office First Class mail.

*Is rush delivery available?*
Yes! For an extra shipping fee, we will ship priority or overnight, per your request.

*What is your return policy?*
We accept returns and will give a refund upon receipt of returned merchandise, less actual shipping costs.