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Newest Goofy Gifts:
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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smithville, tx
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driving course
Have a
Fish Seeds - plant and grow them to the size you need
Do you know someone who is a fisherman?  Do they tell you about all the fish they caught every time they go fishing?  Do they tell you about the one who got away?  If so, then these Fish Seeds are the perfect gift for them.  With these Fish Seeds they can plant them and harvest them when they reach the size they want!  They'll be catching record fish in no time!
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We know you like to fish - a lot
And sometimes they don't bite
But don't get down when they don't
This gift will make things all-right!
Because these are really fish seed
They'll grow to the size you need

Only $3.49 shipping included
Jimmy Joe Bobby says he "cain't wait for 'em to get big; he jest pix 'em and eats 'em raw"
You'll want to share our site with all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers

Grow Your Own with Fish Seeds

from the Goofy Gift Shop  
Fish Seeds from The Goofy Gift Shop