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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
Fish Seeds - plant and grow them to the size you need
Do you know someone who is a fisherman?  Do they tell you about all the fish they caught every time they go fishing?  Do they tell you about the one who got away?  If so, then these Fish Seeds are the perfect gift for them.  With these Fish Seeds they can plant them and harvest them when they reach the size they want!  They'll be catching record fish in no time!
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We know you like to fish - a lot
And sometimes they don't bite
But don't get down when they don't
This gift will make things all-right!
Because these are really fish seed
They'll grow to the size you need

Only $3.49 shipping included
Jimmy Joe Bobby says he "cain't wait for 'em to get big; he jest pix 'em and eats 'em raw"
You'll want to forward our site to all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
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Grow Your Own with Fish Seeds

from the Goofy Gift Shop  
Fish Seeds from The Goofy Gift Shop