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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
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and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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1 label - only $2.99 shipping included
within the U.S.A. 
a can of
Well sure, fish HAVE them... but what do they look like?  Of course, they look like small pasta rings (aka SpaghettiOs). A can of fish assholes is sure to bring smiles to your family and friends when they see what you have in your cupboard - or when they see what you're serving for lunch.

A can of 'Fish Assholes' would make a great shower or wedding gift.

The label simply wraps around any can (size 14 oz. to 15.5 ounce capacity) to create a can of fish assholes.  The label is authentic-looking and will fool anyone. I have my label wrapped around a 14 3/4 oz. can of Spaghettios, just in case they want to taste!


To the left is a photo of a can of Fish Assholes in my pantry.

CAN IS NOT INCLUDED
The can is not included

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
1 label - only $3.50
International shipping included
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