'Fish Assholes' Labels

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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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your order.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
You gotta see our specialty:  Weenie Warmers
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
1 label - only $2.99 shipping included 
a can of
Hmmmm...well, sure fish have them but what do they look like?  Of course, they look like small pasta rings! 
These labels are sure to bring smiles to your family and friends when they see what you have in your cupboard - or when they see the label on the can right before they sit down to enjoy lunch.
A can of 'Fish Assholes' would also make a great shower or wedding gift.  They will always remember what you gave to them!


The label simply wraps around a can to create a can of fish assholes.  The label is authentic-looking and will fool anyone.


To the left is a photo of a can of Fish Assholes in our cupboard.

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