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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
'tis the
Fish Candy - taste like a fish smells
Yes,  you read that right:  FISH FLAVORED CANDY!   This candy tastes just like a fish smells.  I first thought "Ewwwww" but then I began to see the value of it.  Do you have a candy dish sitting around and you keep it stocked with pieces of candy?  Well, just imagine the surprise when someone pops one of these into their mouth!    This would really be good for that person at the office who is always getting candy from you but never gives back.  This will stop them!!
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Before you leave be sure you check out  our Weenie Warmers
Bet your cat will love it!
Only $4.99 shipping included
This makes a great gag or practical joke to pull on someone!

Fish Flavored Candy

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Fish Flavored Candy from The Goofy Gift Shop