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Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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This is a different type of gag gift. It is a really nice and thoughtful gift to give to a person very special in your life. They will really be touched by this Friendship Bag.
You'll want to tell all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
The Card reads:
To My Friend
I want to give you this FRIENDSHIP bag
so you can keep it handy and ready to use at all times.
It contains a:
Bandaid - to help a friend who needs mending;
Button - to close your mouth before saying an unkind word;
Tissue - to dry the tears of a friend;
Candy Kiss - everyone needs daily TLC;
Toothpick- to be easygoing and not too picky;
Eraser- Because everyone makes mistakes - and that's OKAY;
Lifesaver - because we're always willing to help each other;
Rubber Band - to bind us together in friendship;
Mint - because you're worth a mint!!!
Only $3.49 shipping included
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The Friendship Bag
from The Goofy Gift Shop