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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
'tis the
Friendship Bag - Tell your friend how much they mean to you!
This is a different type of gag gift.  It is a really nice and thoughtful gift to give to a person very special in your life.   They will really be touched by this Friendship Bag.
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You'll want to tell all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers

The Card reads:
To My Friend
I want to give you this FRIENDSHIP bag
so you can keep it handy and ready to use at all times.
It contains a:
Bandaid - to help a friend who needs mending;
Button - to close your mouth before saying an unkind word;
Tissue - to dry the tears of a friend;
Candy Kiss - everyone needs daily TLC;
Toothpick- to be easygoing and not too picky;
Eraser- Because everyone makes mistakes - and that's OKAY;
Lifesaver - because we're always willing to help each other;
Rubber Band - to bind us together in friendship;
Mint - because you're worth a mint!!!

Only $3.49 shipping included

The Friendship Bag

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Friendship Bag from The Goofy Gift Shop