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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
Friendship Bag - Tell your friend how much they mean to you!
This is a different type of gag gift.  It is a really nice and thoughtful gift to give to a person very special in your life.   They will really be touched by this Friendship Bag.
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You'll want to tell all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers

The Card reads:
To My Friend
I want to give you this FRIENDSHIP bag
so you can keep it handy and ready to use at all times.
It contains a:
Bandaid - to help a friend who needs mending;
Button - to close your mouth before saying an unkind word;
Tissue - to dry the tears of a friend;
Candy Kiss - everyone needs daily TLC;
Toothpick- to be easygoing and not too picky;
Eraser- Because everyone makes mistakes - and that's OKAY;
Lifesaver - because we're always willing to help each other;
Rubber Band - to bind us together in friendship;
Mint - because you're worth a mint!!!

Only $3.49 shipping included
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The Friendship Bag

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Friendship Bag from The Goofy Gift Shop