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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!

Get Lucky Gum
Well, let's see...you could give this Get Lucky gum to someone right before they play their lottery numbers, or before they go to the casino, or before their favorite team plays, or...
Well, there's lots of times the "Get Lucky" gum would be appropriate. 
You could even give it to that friend before their first date with a hottie or hunk.
I know they would appreciate the sentiments!
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You gotta see our Weenie Warmers
This is real chewing gum!
Only $4.99 shipping included

"Get Lucky" Gum

from The Goofy Gift Shop