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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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You could even give it to that friend before their first date with a hottie or hunk.
I know they would appreciate the sentiments!
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This is real chewing gum!
Only $4.99 shipping included
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A great gag gift would be to give the "Get Lucky" gum and "Total Bitch" gum - in case they don't get lucky!
"Get Lucky" Gum
from The Goofy Gift Shop