Goofy Gifts from The Goofy Gift Shop
 
The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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Our Goofy Gifts make great gag gifts for Christmas, birthdays,
or any occasion.
Check back often - we're always adding new products!
A Roll in the Hay          
Home Exerciser
Stress Relief Capsules
Legend of the Hen's Teeth
Fish Flavored Candy
Home Exerciser    
Ugly Bags for Women
Ugly Bags for Men
Adult Gift Wrap Paper
A Bag of
Grow Your Own Lover
The Perfect Fish Bait
Menopause Relief Pills
Cow Seeds
Magic I Love You Egg
Ass Kisser Gum
All Natural Bubble Bath
Booby Booster Pills
MIddle Age Crazy Pills
We Are Having a Baby Lottery Tickets
Fake ATM Receipts
Hand Odor Remover
Over The Hill Black Rose
Get Lucky Gum
Friendship Bag
Hang Up and Drive Bumper Stickers
Breast Implants 'R Us Envelopes
World's Smalles Penis Society Winner Envelope
Rattlesnake Eggs
Lover's Beans
"Hang Up & Drive" Bumper Stickers
Natural Weight Loss Beans
Christmas Goofy Gifts
Valentines Day Gooft Gifts
Be sure to check out our
Weenie Warmers
Total Bitch Gum
Jimmy Joe Bobby says "The Goofy Gift Shop
is better'n Walmart!"

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Goofy Gifts

Fake Cash Register Receipts
Fake Lottery Tickets
Big Boy Condoms
Stress Relief Capsules
Legend of Hen's Teeth
Fish Flavor Candy
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
PeePee TeePees
Fish Seeds
I Love U
Toast Stamper
Redneck Potpourri
Ugly Bags
for Women
Ugly Bags
for Men
Adult Gift Wrap
A Bag of "Nothing"
"Ex-Boyfriend" Gum
Straw Hat Kit
Mr Woody
Hot Dog Roaster
It Snot a Mug
Egg Separator
"Great Ass" Gum
Grow Your Own Lover
The Perfect
Fish Bait
Menopause
Relief Pills
Christmas Goofy Gifts
"Total Bitch" Gum
Valentines Day
Goofy Gifts
Weight Loss Beans
Lover's Beans
"Ass Kisser" Gum
Cow Seeds
Magic I Love You Egg
All Natural Bubble Bath
Booby Booster Pills
Middle Age Crazy Pills
Fake Cash
Register Receipts
"We're Having a Baby" Lottery Tickets
"Shit List"
Fake ATM Receipts
Hand Odor Remover 
"Get Lucky" Gum
"Over the Hill"
Black Rose
Friendship Bag
"World's Smallest Penis"
Winner - Envelope
Rattlesnake Eggs
"Breast Implants 'R Us" Envelopes

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Mr Woody Hot Dog Grill Roaster
It Snot A Mug Egg Separator
New Items Coming to The Goofy Gift Shop
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
PeePee Tee Pees for that baby boy
Straw Hat Kit
Fish Seeds
I Love You Toast Stamper
Redneck Potpourri
A Roll in the Hay
Fake Lottery Tickets
Big Boy Condoms
Nipple Scarf - This may be one of a kind!
Nipple Scarf
Sold Out
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"Old" Birthday Candles