Goofy Gifts from The Goofy Gift Shop
Our Goofy Gifts make great gag gifts for Christmas, birthdays,
or any occasion.
Check back often - we're always adding new products!
Ugly Bags for Women
Ugly Bags for Men
Booby Booster Pills
MIddle Age Crazy Pills
Get Lucky Gum
Be sure to check out our Weenie Warmers

Goofy Gifts

Big Boy Condoms
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
Ugly Bags
for Women
Ugly Bags
for Men
"Ex-Boyfriend" Gum
It Snot a Mug
Egg Separator
"Great Ass" Gum
"Total Bitch" Gum
Booby Booster Pills
Middle Age Crazy Pills
"Get Lucky" Gum

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It Snot A Mug Egg Separator
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
Big Boy Condoms
Fish Assholes labels
Fish Assholes labels
Men's Clothing
Repair Kit
Men's Clothing Repair Kit
Get Out of Jail Free!
Adult Gift Wrapping Paper
Adult Gift Wrap
Events, Occasions &
Special Orders              
Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!

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You Suck at Parking cards
You Suck At Parking Cards

Total Bitch Gum
Barefoot Sandals