Goofy Gifts from The Goofy Gift Shop
 
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WEENIE WARMERS
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The Fisherman                  
Rainbow Pride                         
Dr Pecker                             
The WINNER     
Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms
"Asshole Repellent"
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Weenie Warmers
Coming Soon:
The Policeman
The Gambler
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
Our Goofy Gifts make great gag gifts for Christmas, birthdays,
or any occasion.
Check back often - we're always adding new products!
A Roll in the Hay          
Home Exerciser
Stress Relief Capsules
Legend of the Hen's Teeth
Fish Flavored Candy
Home Exerciser    
Ugly Bags for Women
Ugly Bags for Men
A Bag of
Grow Your Own Lover
The Perfect Fish Bait
Menopause Relief Pills
Cow Seeds
Ass Kisser Gum
All Natural Bubble Bath
Booby Booster Pills
MIddle Age Crazy Pills
Fake ATM Receipts
Over The Hill Black Rose
Get Lucky Gum
Friendship Bag
Hang Up and Drive Bumper Stickers
Breast Implants 'R Us Envelopes
World's Smalles Penis Society Winner Envelope
Rattlesnake Eggs
"Hang Up & Drive"
Bumper Stickers
Natural Weight Loss Beans
Christmas Goofy Gifts
Valentines Day Gooft Gifts
Be sure to check out our
Weenie Warmers
Total Bitch Gum
Jimmy Joe Bobby says "The Goofy Gift Shop
is better'n Walmart!"

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Goofy Gifts

Fake Cash Register Receipts
Fake Lottery Tickets
Big Boy Condoms
Stress Relief Capsules
Legend of Hen's Teeth
Fish Flavor Candy
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
Fish Seeds
Redneck Potpourri
Ugly Bags
for Women
Ugly Bags
for Men
A Bag of "Nothing"
"Ex-Boyfriend" Gum
Straw Hat Kit
Mr Woody
Hot Dog Roaster
It Snot a Mug
Egg Separator
"Great Ass" Gum
Grow Your Own Lover
The Perfect
Fish Bait
Menopause
Relief Pills
Christmas Goofy Gifts
"Total Bitch" Gum
Valentines Day
Goofy Gifts
Weight Loss Beans
"Ass Kisser" Gum
Cow Seeds
All Natural Bubble Bath
Booby Booster Pills
Middle Age Crazy Pills
Fake Cash
Register Receipts
Fake ATM Receipts
"Get Lucky" Gum
"Over the Hill"
Black Rose
Friendship Bag
"World's Smallest Penis"
Winner - Envelope
Rattlesnake Eggs
"Breast Implants 'R Us" Envelopes

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Mr Woody Hot Dog Grill Roaster
It Snot A Mug Egg Separator
New Items Coming to The Goofy Gift Shop
Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
Straw Hat Kit
Fish Seeds
Redneck Potpourri
A Roll in the Hay
Fake Lottery Tickets
Big Boy Condoms
Nipple Scarf - This may be one of a kind!
Nipple Scarf
"Old" Birthday Candles
Fake Rude Lottery Tickets
Fish Assholes labels
Fake Rude Lottery Tickets
Fish Assholes labels
NEW
NEW
Out of Stock
Safe Sex Condoms
"Safe Sex"
Condoms
Husband Training
Treats
Husband Training Treats
Safe Sex Condoms
The Perfect Man
Redneck Ear Wax Remover
Redneck Ear Wax Remover
Men's Clothing
Repair Kit
Men's Clothing Repair Kit
Asshole Repellent
Asshole Repellent from The Goofy Gift Shop
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
Get Out of
Jail Free!
NEW
"Single Again"
Mirror Hangers
Male or Female
NEW
Donur Seeds from The Goofy Gift Shop
Donut Seeds
NEW
Merry Christmas Novelty Bill
Valentines Day - I Love You - Novelty Bill
Over The Hill Novelty Bills - 40th, 50th, & 60th Birthdays
Novelty Bills
Merry Christmas
Novelty Bill
Valentines Day
Novelty Bill
Over The Hill
Novelty Bills
40th, 50th, & 60th
Adult Gift Wrapping Paper
Adult Gift Wrap