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WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



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Have a
great
2017!!
Goofy GIfts for Christmas
from The Goofy Gift Shop
Christmas Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Holiday Shopping Pills from The Goofy Gift Shop
A Bag of
Grow Your Own Christmas Tree from The Goofy Gift Shop
Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Snowman Poop from The Goofy Gift Shop
Our other  Goofy Gifts make great Christmas gag gifts also!
Of course, our Weenie Warmers make really great gifts year round!
   Christmas Weenie Warmer
     Grow Your Own                   Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers          Reindeer Poop
     Christmas Tree
A Bag of "nothing"     Holiday Shopping Pills      Snowman Poop
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Christmas Goofy Gifts

Reindeer Poop
Adult Gift Wrapping Paper
Adult Gift Wrap
Merry Christmas Novelty Bill
Merry Christmas
Novelty Bill