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Special Orders              
Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
Have a
from the Goofy Gift Shop
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
Valentines Day Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Cupid Poop from The Goofy Gift Shop
Friendship Bag from The Goofy Gift Shop
Grow Your Own Lover from The Goofy Gift Shop
Valentines Day wishes from The Goofy Giftr Shop
Maxi-Pad Slippers  from The Goofy Gift Shop
          Valentines Day                   Friendship Bag               Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
         Weenie Warmer
    Grow Your Own Lover                     Cupid Poop          
Any of these gag gifts would be better than a card!
Everyone enjoys a good laugh on Valentines Day  the these gag gifts are sure to please that special person in your life
Our Goofy Gifts make great gag gifts for any occasion!
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Valentines Day Goofy Gifts

Valentines Day - I Love You Novelty Bill
I Love You - Valentines Day
Novelty Bill