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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
Grow Your Own Christmas Tree
Everyone know how hectic it gets during the holiday season.  Gifts to shop for, cookies to bake, cards to address and mail, parties to attend,
hurrying here and there...
This Grow Your Own Christmas tree is just the gift for that person who doesn't have the time during the holidays to go out and stand in line at a Christmas Tree stand and try to pick out a perfect tree. 
Think of the envy of your friends when they see how easy it is to
"grow your own Christmas tree"
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Wreath and ornaments included. This is a great Christmas gag gift
Only $3.49 shipping included
This would go great with the Christmas Weenie Warmer!

Grow Your Own Christmas Tree

from The Goofy Gift Shop
Grow Your Own Christmas Tree from The Goofy Gift Shop