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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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Grow Your Own Lover
We all know that person who just cannot find that special person for them.  For whatever reason, they just seem to be unlucky in love.
Well, this is the perfect gag gift for that person!
The Grow Your Own Lover is a gift that will delight even the most hard-to-please person. 

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This is a time saver also! No more need to hang out at bars or spend time practicing your pick-up lines...
It's also a good gift for your Ex or Soon-to-be-Ex
Jimmy Joe Bobby said he'd order several of these if we wouldn't  tell his wife.
Just drop it in water and watch it grow!
Just $5.29 shipping included
You should also buy them a Weenie Warmer!

Grow Your Own Lover

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from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Grow Your Own Lover from The Goofy Gift Shop