The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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WHAT'S NEW:
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
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Grow Your Own Lover
We all know that person who just cannot find that special person for them.  For whatever reason, they just seem to be unlucky in love.
Well, this is the perfect gag gift for that person!
The Grow Your Own Lover is a gift that will delight even the most hard-to-please person. 

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This is a time saver also! No more need to hang out at bars or spend time practicing your pick-up lines...
It's also a good gift for your Ex or Soon-to-be-Ex
Jimmy Joe Bobby said he'd order several of these if we wouldn't  tell his wife.
Just drop it in water and watch it grow!
Just $5.29 shipping included
You should also buy them a Weenie Warmer!

Grow Your Own Lover

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Grow Your Own Lover from The Goofy Gift Shop