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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
'tis the
Grow Your Own Lover
We all know that person who just cannot find that special person for them.  For whatever reason, they just seem to be unlucky in love.
Well, this is the perfect gag gift for that person!
The Grow Your Own Lover is a gift that will delight even the most hard-to-please person. 

This is a time saver also! No more need to hang out at bars or spend time practicing your pick-up lines...

It's also a good gift for your Ex or Soon-to-be-Ex

Just drop it in water and watch it grow
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Just $5.29 shipping included
You should also buy them a Weenie Warmer!

Grow Your Own Lover

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Grow Your Own Lover from The Goofy Gift Shop