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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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"Hang Up and Drive" bumper sticker
Have you ever been driving down the road and the car ahead of you is swerving all over the place?  It used to be when you saw this it was a drunk driver.  Today it's probably just someone talking on their cell phone while they drive!  Did it make you mad? Did it frustrate you?  Yeah, it makes me really mad.  Well, just put the "Hang Up & Drive" bumper sticker on your car and they'll know how you feel.  And then just knowing that they have seen your message will help reduce your stress level and  help prevent 'Road Rage'.
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The Hang Up and Drive Bumper Sticker measures  3" x 11 1/2"
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"Hang Up & Drive" Bumper Stickers

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Hang Up and Drive Bumper Sticker from The Goofy Gift Shop