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Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms
"Asshole Repellent"
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Weenie Warmers
Coming Soon:
The Policeman
The Gambler
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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Christmas is such a joyous and happy season, but the pressure of the hectic shopping season combined with the urgency of finding just the right gift for everyone is a major source os stress.  But the Holiday Shopping Pills can help reduce your stress and allow you to really enjoy the season.
Just follow the directions and you'll immediately feel the effects.

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You know, folks, there really is not any medicine in these pills but they still work!
If you don't need these Holiday Shopping Pills at Christmas, I bet you know someone who does!
For the temporary relief of stress caused by Holiday Shopping
DIRECTIONS:
Take two (2) pills before entering the Mall.
Take a handful of pills before opening the  credit card statement.
These make a great Christmas gift!
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