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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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great
2017!!
Holiday Shopping Pills - helps relieve stress during the holidays
Christmas is such a joyous and happy season, but the pressure of the hectic shopping season combined with the urgency of finding just the right gift for everyone is a major source os stress.  But the Holiday Shopping Pills can help reduce your stress and allow you to really enjoy the season.
Just follow the directions and you'll immediately feel the effects.

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You know, folks, there really is not any medicine in these pills but they still work!
If you don't need these Holiday Shopping Pills at Christmas, I bet you know someone who does!
For the temporary relief of stress caused by Holiday Shopping
DIRECTIONS:
Take two (2) pills before entering the Mall.
Take a handful of pills before opening the  credit card statement.
These make a great Christmas gift!
You'll want to forward this site to all of your friends when you see our Weenie Warmers
Chocolate flavored!
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
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Holiday Shopping Pills