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Nipple Scarf
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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If you guys will buy this and surprise your wife some morning, I'll bet you she'll buy you one of the Weenie Warmers and let you buy that new rifle, or tool, or whatever you've been wanting to buy!
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I Love You Toast Stamper
This would be perfect for an Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Birthday, a random display of affection, or just a surprise breakfast in bed.
To use the I Luv U Toast Stamper you just press the stamp against the bread before toasting, set the toaster to 'High', and Presto, you have a perfect way to express your love.
Only $8.99 shipping included
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