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Coming Soon:
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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gentlysdriving.com
On-line defensive
driving course
I Love You Toast Stamper - to show you really care
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If you guys will buy this and surprise your wife some morning, I'll bet you she'll buy you one of the Weenie Warmers and let you buy that new rifle, or tool, or whatever you've been wanting to buy!
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Cupid shops at The Goofy Gift Shop

I Love You Toast Stamper

This would be perfect for an Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Birthday, a random display of affection, or just a surprise breakfast in bed.
To use the I Luv U Toast Stamper you just press the stamp against the bread before toasting, set the toaster to 'High', and Presto, you have a perfect way to express your love.
Only $8.99 shipping included
From The Goofy Gift Shop
I Love You Toast Stamper from The Goofy Gift Shop
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