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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first. Check out
bastrop, tx
.
The name says it all! It Snot a Mug! It might look like a mug at first glance but it is a really good egg separator! And so easy to use. It's done in a jiffy! I can remember my mother using that little plastic thingy with the slots around the top and it was always messy. She would have loved one of these.
And they make a great useful gag gift. Think about it: What Mother-in-Law,
sister-in-law, Mother, sister, Old Maid Aunt, co-worker or BFF (best friend forever for you older folks) wouldn't love one of these practical gifts? You probably should order an extra one for yourself. You'll be glad you did!
And they make a great useful gag gift. Think about it: What Mother-in-Law,
sister-in-law, Mother, sister, Old Maid Aunt, co-worker or BFF (best friend forever for you older folks) wouldn't love one of these practical gifts? You probably should order an extra one for yourself. You'll be glad you did!
Directions:
Break egg into separator.
Tilt the separator downward 45°. Make sure you're tilting over a bowl. If you tilt more than 45° the yellow may reach the nostrils and possibly break - in which case enjoy your scrambled eggs.
When the flow of the egg-white stops, the egg is separated.
Break egg into separator.
Tilt the separator downward 45°. Make sure you're tilting over a bowl. If you tilt more than 45° the yellow may reach the nostrils and possibly break - in which case enjoy your scrambled eggs.
When the flow of the egg-white stops, the egg is separated.
Only $29.49 shipping included
This is really a good egg separator! It works!
Don't forget our NFL Weenie Warmers
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It Snot a Mug Egg Separator
From The Goofy Gift Shop