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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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It Snot A Mug egg separator
For the chef who has EVERYTHING!
The name says it all!  It'Snot a Mug! 

It might look like a mug at first glance but it is a really good egg separator!   And so easy to use. The whites separate from the yolk and come out the holes in the nostrils... thus the name: It'SNOT a mug. Gross but funny!

Order one for a friend... And order one for yourself too!
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It Snot A Mug Egg Separator from The Goofy Gift Shop
It Snot A Mug Egg Separator from The Goofy Gift Shop
Directions:
Break egg into separator.
Tilt the separator downward 45°.  Make sure you're tilting over a bowl. If you tilt more than 45° the yellow may reach the nostrils and possibly break - in which case enjoy your scrambled eggs.
When the flow of the egg-white stops, the egg is separated.
Only $29.49 shipping included
This is really a good egg separator!  It works!
Don't forget our NFL Weenie Warmers
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It'Snot a Mug Egg Separator

From The Goofy Gift Shop

NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FOR THIS ITEM.