The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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WEENIE WARMERS
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
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The Legend of teh Hen's Teeth - sure to bring good luck!
The Legend of the Hen's Teeth goes back many, many years ago.  The hens back in the Ozarks are the only hens in the world who have teeth.  You will not find hens anywhere else with teeth.  It is said that anyone fortunate  enough to possess some of these hen's teeth will have Good Luck showered upon them. 
A good friend of mine, Jimmy Joe Bobby, was recently visiting some of his kinfolks in the Ozarks and he happened upon a small supply of these fabled hen's teeth and sent them to me.
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This is one of the best Good Luck charms you will ever find
Jimmy Joe Bobby didn't even keep any of them for himself.  See how lucky I am to have such a friend.  I believe they really work!
Just $2.79 shipping included
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The Legend of the Hen's Teeth

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The Legend of the Hen's Teech Good Luck from The Goofy Gift Shop