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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


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bastrop, tx
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The Legend of teh Hen's Teeth - sure to bring good luck!
The Legend of the Hen's Teeth goes back many, many years ago.  The hens back in the Ozarks are the only hens in the world who have teeth.  You will not find hens anywhere else with teeth.  It is said that anyone fortunate  enough to possess some of these hen's teeth will have Good Luck showered upon them. 
A good friend of mine, Jimmy Joe Bobby, was recently visiting some of his kinfolks in the Ozarks and he happened upon a small supply of these fabled hen's teeth and sent them to me.
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This is one of the best Good Luck charms you will ever find
Jimmy Joe Bobby didn't even keep any of them for himself.  See how lucky I am to have such a friend.  I believe they really work!
Just $2.79 shipping included
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The Legend of the Hen's Teeth

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The Legend of the Hen's Teech Good Luck from The Goofy Gift Shop