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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Lovers Beans - a great way to say I Love You!
Looking for a unique way to tell someone that you love them?
Well, here it is!  These Lovers Beans are a perfect gift for surprising that special person in your life with your sentiments.  Simply plant the bean in a pot, water it, place it in a window to get some sun, and within a few days it sprouts and the message appears on the young plant.  Who wouldn't like to receive such a great surprise especially after wondering for a few days what would be so special about a plant?
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Lover's Beans from The Goofy Gift Shop
Lover's Beans from The Goofy Gift Shop
Lover's Beans from The Goofy Gift Shop
I Love You*

I Miss You

Only You

Happy
  Birthday

I Kiss You

Smile

Thank You

Good Luck
You simply plant one of these beans in a pot with potting soil.  Keep it watered and  let it get sunlight and it will sprout within a couple of days. The message appears on the young plant.
We grew the plant in these photos.
Each Lovers Bean is only
$3.99 postage included
Each Lovers Bean is only $3.99 postage included
* The 'I Love You' bean actually shows: I (heart) you
She'll love it when the plant comes up and she sees your message on the plant!
Click HERE to see our Weenie Warmers
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Please don't confuse these with the Natural Bubble Bath Beans!

Lovers Beans

From The Goofy Gift Shop
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