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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!
bastrop, tx
Check out the
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
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This is the super-duper version of the Lovers Beans we offer! Who wouldn't love to get a surprise like this? When they read the message on the plant, you'll be the star of their life! This egg contains a bean which will sprout and display the message 'I Love You'.
This is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face and make your life a lot easier.
This is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face and make your life a lot easier.
Instructions: Remove the lid from the case,
Fill case with water; after one hour remove the sticker on the bottom of the case to allow water to drain. The egg will crack in 12 hours (if no crack appears, gently crack the top of the egg),
If egg has not cracked 2/3's of shell in 36 hours, remove the top portion of the shell, Keep at room temperature and near sunlight, Water every 3-5 days with 1-2 teaspoons of water (Do not overwater). The sprout with 'I Love You' message will appear within a week.
Fill case with water; after one hour remove the sticker on the bottom of the case to allow water to drain. The egg will crack in 12 hours (if no crack appears, gently crack the top of the egg),
If egg has not cracked 2/3's of shell in 36 hours, remove the top portion of the shell, Keep at room temperature and near sunlight, Water every 3-5 days with 1-2 teaspoons of water (Do not overwater). The sprout with 'I Love You' message will appear within a week.
Guys: if you're in the doghouse, this is a great way to get out of it!!!
And if you're not in the doghouse now, this would be like a free pass for when you do mess up!
And you know you will!
And you know you will!
This is not just a great gift for Valentines Day or Christmas, but would be appreciated anytime!
You will laugh when you see our Weenie Warmers
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Only $7.99 shipping included
Magic I Love You Egg
From The Goofy Gift Shop
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