bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions
Holiday
Political
Special Orders
Sports
***********************
In a rush?
PRIORITY SHIPPING
Now Available
***********************
WHAT'S NEW:
Check it out!
Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
***********************
Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
***********************
If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
***********************
All products are in stock
***********************
Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
***********************
**********************
All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
**********************
Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
This is the super-duper version of the Lovers Beans we offer! Who wouldn't love to get a surprise like this? When they read the message on the plant, you'll be the star of their life! This egg contains a bean which will sprout and display the message 'I Love You'.
This is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face and make your life a lot easier.
This is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face and make your life a lot easier.
Instructions: Remove the lid from the case,
Fill case with water; after one hour remove the sticker on the bottom of the case to allow water to drain. The egg will crack in 12 hours (if no crack appears, gently crack the top of the egg),
If egg has not cracked 2/3's of shell in 36 hours, remove the top portion of the shell, Keep at room temperature and near sunlight, Water every 3-5 days with 1-2 teaspoons of water (Do not overwater). The sprout with 'I Love You' message will appear within a week.
Fill case with water; after one hour remove the sticker on the bottom of the case to allow water to drain. The egg will crack in 12 hours (if no crack appears, gently crack the top of the egg),
If egg has not cracked 2/3's of shell in 36 hours, remove the top portion of the shell, Keep at room temperature and near sunlight, Water every 3-5 days with 1-2 teaspoons of water (Do not overwater). The sprout with 'I Love You' message will appear within a week.
Guys: if you're in the doghouse, this is a great way to get out of it!!!
And if you're not in the doghouse now, this would be like a free pass for when you do mess up!
And you know you will!
And you know you will!
This is not just a great gift for Valentines Day or Christmas, but would be appreciated anytime!
You will laugh when you see our Weenie Warmers
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Only $7.99 shipping included
Magic I Love You Egg
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Only one available!