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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers
These Maxi Pad-About Slippers are the perfect gag gift for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Birthday, or almost any occasion!  This is the kind of gift that will get a laugh from everyone who sees them (if they have a sense of humor),  These Pad-About disposable slippers have a built-in deodorant feature to keep your feet smelling as fresh as a Spring day and "Stayfree" of odor! 
Several styles to choose from, only $7.99 each, shipping included within the USA. NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FOR THIS ITEM.
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Each pair of slippers comes with a card:
Hey!  You know, if push comes to shove, they do have other uses also!!!
Why go shopping at a Mall when you can buy all your gifts right here at The Goofy Gift Shop.  Click  Goofy Gifts to continue shopping
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Maxi-Pad Bedroom Slippers

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers from The Goofy Gift Shop - Christmas
Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers from The Goofy Gift Shop - Pink
Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers from The Goofy Gift Shop - purple
Maxi-pad Bedroom Slippers from The Goofy Gift Shop - red plaid
Pink Ribbon, Pink Bow w/faux pearl heart
Lavendar PokaDot ribbon, white bow
Red ribbon w/red & white checkered bow
Holiday Theme
The trim on the holiday slippers may vary but will be just as nice as shown.

NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FOR THIS ITEM.
NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FOR THIS ITEM.
NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FOR THIS ITEM.