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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Menopause Relief Pills - if she needs these - you will know it!
Ladies, I'm not going to explain the symptoms of this -  Just a minute. "HEY, TURN THAT DAMNED AIR CONDITIONER DOWN" - because all I know is what I've read but they say this - Just a minute. "ARE YOU TRYING TO FREEZE ME OUT IN HERE?  TURN THE DAMNED AC UP!" - but they say this is a royal pain in the ass!

These Menopause Relief Pills were formulated with just the right ingredients to help ease the frustrations of living with this dreaded life condition.  Just a minute. "CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?"
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The "m" on the pills stands for Menopause!   What did you think?
My husband said I'm going thru this...But what the hell does he know?

Menopause Relief Pills

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