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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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