The Complete Men's Clothing Repair Kit

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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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This handy kit contains 2 different colors of duct tape and safety pins.  Enough to repair many rips and tears!

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Let's face it, most men have no idea how to repair a tear in their clothing - they normally just set the article aside and ask their spouse or significant other to take care of it.  And then they complain if it's not done quickly enough! Or they pitch it and buy another one.  Well, this will allow any man to take care of those rips and tears and will save him money and save you time. 

This kit contains everything a man would ever need to repair his clothing quickly and effortlessly -- duct tape and safety pins. You might want to buy several - one for the home, one for work, one for the car...

This is the ULTIMATE gift for any man!
And he will love it!
Only $2.99
shipping included
Men's Clothing Repair Kit