Goofy Pill Bottles
You gotta check these out!
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" Most people don't admit to being middleaged but we all see the symptoms in our friends. Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately? They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
Then give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.
"Booby Boosters" Pills I'm not going to say much about these. But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!
These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.
The Goofy Gift Shop
Bastrop, TX
Placebo: A fake
(sham, dummy,
inert) treatment;
An inactive substance or “sugar pill”
I personally consider middleage to be 10 years older than me!
Each bottle
only $4.99
+ $2.00
shipping
These pills would fit right inside Weenie Warmers and make a double gift!