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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Check out our great
Adult gifts!
bastrop, tx
Check out the
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
Valentines Day
Weenie Warmers
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You gotta check these out!
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends. Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately? They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
So give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.
"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these. But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!
(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends. Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately? They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
So give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.
"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these. But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!
(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
Only $6.99 shipping included
Only $6.99 shipping included
Placebo: A fake (sham, dummy, inert) treatment; An inactive substance or “sugar pill”
These pills would fit right inside Weenie Warmers and make a double gift!
I personally consider middle-age to be 10 years older than me!
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Pills: Middle Age Crazy & Booby Booster
From The Goofy Gift Shop