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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
great
2017!!
MIddle Age Crazy Pills and Booby Booster Pills
You gotta check these out! 
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends.  Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately?  They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
So give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.






"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these.  But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!

(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
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Booby Booster Pills from The Goofy Gift Shop
Middle-Age Crazy Pills from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $8.99 shipping included
Only $8.99 shipping included
Placebo: A fake (sham, dummy, inert) treatment; An inactive substance or 'sugar pill'
These pills would fit right inside Weenie Warmers and make a double gift!
I personally consider middle-age to be 10 years older than me!
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Pills: Middle Age Crazy & Booby Booster

From The Goofy Gift Shop