bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
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If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
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All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer slideshow
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
Events, Occasions &
Professions
Holiday
Political
Special Orders
Sports
***********************
In a rush?
PRIORITY SHIPPING
Now Available
***********************
WHAT'S NEW:
Check it out!
Dr Pecker
The WINNER
Father's Day
Nipple Scarf
Happy New Year
Mr Fix-It
***********************
Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles
***********************
If you would like to hear from us with news about new products, just send an email to us by clicking HERE.
Simply add your name and email and and we'll notify you when new items come on board
***********************
All products are in stock
***********************
Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
***********************
**********************
All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
**********************
Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
You gotta check these out!
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends. Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately? They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
Then give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.
"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these. But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!
(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends. Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately? They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
Then give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.
"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these. But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!
(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
Only $6.99 shipping included
Only $6.99 shipping included
Placebo: A fake (sham, dummy, inert) treatment; An inactive substance or “sugar pill”
These pills would fit right inside Weenie Warmers and make a double gift!
I personally consider middle-age to be 10 years older than me!
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Pills: Middle Age Crazy & Booby Booster
From The Goofy Gift Shop