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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

MIddle Age Crazy Pills and Booby Booster Pills
You gotta check these out! 
"Middle Age Crazy Pills" - Most people don't admit to being middle-aged but we all see the symptoms in our friends.  Have you noticed any of your friends acting a bit strange lately?  They're just Middle Aged Crazy.
So give them a bottle of these pills and hope they work.

"Booby Boosters" Pills - I'm not going to say much about these.  But if you have a friend who needs Booby Boosters (a good friend who has a sense of humor) they would love to receive a gift of these!

(These bottles are filled with candy so please don't expect actual results.)
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Booby Booster Pills from The Goofy Gift Shop
Middle-Age Crazy Pills from The Goofy Gift Shop
Only $8.99 shipping included
Only $8.99 shipping included
Placebo: A fake (sham, dummy, inert) treatment; An inactive substance or 'sugar pill'
These pills would fit right inside Weenie Warmers and make a double gift!
I personally consider middle-age to be 10 years older than me!

Pills: Middle Age Crazy & Booby Booster

From The Goofy Gift Shop