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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Mr Woody Hot Dog Roaster - the Original!
This is the original Mr Woody.  Are you tired of your hot dogs burning and turning black from being cooked right on the grill?  Everyone likes hot dogs, but who wants to eat all the burnt stuff?  Mr Woody will cook your hot dog without touching the grill.  And think of the fun you'll have when your friends see them cooking!  Each Mr Woody is plated - there is no paint to burn off and it will not rust.  These will last a lifetime!
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The Original Mr Woody Hot Dog Grill Roaster Man  from The Goofy Gift Shop
There are only 3 types of people on earth:
1-Those who have a Woody
2-Those who want a Woody
3-Those who don't want a Woody but need a Woody.
"If you aren't using your WOODY you're just cooking a hot dog" .. Bill Clinton
Only $18.95 shipping included
Ladies, this can also be used for holding rings and jewelry
When your friends see you grilling with this, they will all be jealous of your Woody!
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Mr Woody Hot Dog Grill Roaster

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Mr Woody Hot Dog Grill Roaster from The Goofy Gift Shop
What a cute little man...Oh Myyyyyy
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