"OLD" Birthday Candles

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Do you have a friend or loved one who is celebrating a birthday soon and you want to surprise them with a cake?  But you don't have a cake pan for a cake large enough to hold all the candles?  Well, these candles solve that problem!

Instead of putting a candle for each year on the cake, these 3 candles will cover any age and will  be sure to create many comments and memories.

This a perfect for anyone approaching the 'over the hill' ages or for a 40th, 50th, 60th birthday celebration.

These 'OLD' birthday candles are a great gag gift and are sure to bring smiles to everyone at the party.
Only $6.95 shipping included
Too many years - not enough extinguishers!