Novelty Bills - Over The Hill - 40th, 50th, or 60th Birthdays

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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Do you know someone who is having a landmark birthday this year?  Are they turning 40 years old, or 50 years old, or even (gasp) 60 years old? 
Well these novelty bills  are the perfect gift to show them that you are thinking of them - and what you are thinking of them!

At the bottom of each bill is printed:
"It's true _____is over the hill".  You can write in the recipient's name.

And of all the gifts they may get, they will remember this one and it will be the one gift that they share with people!

NOTE:  This novelty bill is funny money and not legal tender and cannot be spent as money.  I recently read of a man in South Carolina who actually tried to buy items at a store using a $1,000,000 bill!  He claimed it was real currency!  This bill is not!
40th Birthday

50th Birthday

60th Birthday

Your Choice
Only $2.99
Shipping Included
Over The Hill Novelty Bill - 40th Birthday
Over The Hill Novelty Bill - 50th Birthday
Over The Hill Novelty Bill - 60th Birthday
Over The Hill Novelty Bill - 40th Birthday
The back side is very similar on all 3 bills.