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GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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US POST OFFICE EXPRESS MAIL
(overnight to most areas; 2-day to some areas)
U.S. Destinations Only
$22.95 to ship ONE Weenie Warmer
(FedEx and/or UPS shipment options are NOT available)

U.S. Postal Service EXPRESS Mail is available to U.S. destinations only. U.S. Postal Service advertises this service as overnight delivery to "MOST" USA locations.  2-day to SOME USA locations. To determine if your area is overnight or 2-day, go to the following website, enter "from" zip code 78957 and "to" (your zip); enter ship date of next business day date.
http://postcalc.usps.com/servicecommitments.aspx

Cost is $22.95 to ship ONE WEENIE WARMER.
      1) place your order (add item to cart) and
      2) add EXPRESS Shipping
to your cart here:





Cost is $28.00 to ship TWO WEENIE WARMERS.
      1) place your order (add items to cart) and
      2) add EXPRESS Shipping
to your cart here:





The prices above are for shipping ONE or TWO Weenie Warmers only. If you are ordering anything other than ONE or TWO Weenie Warmers or have questions, please contact thegoofygiftshop.com at
EXPRESS SHIPPING for ONE WEENIE WARMER -- $22.95
Call
512-221-1208
(9 a.m.-5 p.m. CST,M-F)
Contact via website here
or Email:
goofygiftgirl@gmail.com
-OR-
EXPRESS SHIPPING for TWO WEENIE WARMERS -- $28.00