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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
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"You Suck at Parking" cards

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
I know every one of you has seen this and some have probably been unable to get into a parking spot because of the way some people park.  You can go to almost any parking lot anywhere and find that one #%$&# who has taken up two spots.  Well, our "You Suck at Parking" cards are just the answer to this problem.  It may not free up the spot you want but it's guaranteed to help you relieve your stress caused by such a @sshole!. 
Simply place one under the wiper of the offending car and you will instantly feel better and will walk away whistling! (walk fast)   
The driver of this car could use 2 cards!
5 cards for only $2.99
Shipping included
Sorry, but we are not responsible for any damages (including ER visits)
if you get caught putting these on a car!
You Suck at Parking cards
The Business-sized Cards read:
            You Suck at Parking!
If you cant drive it                         Are you blind?
Don't buy it!                                   Or just stupid?