The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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WHAT'S NEW:
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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Simply add your name and email and  and we'll notify you when new items come on board
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer slideshow
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
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PPFL -  Penis Pals for Life!
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Smilebox slideshow: The PPFL Slide Show
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Drill Sergeant PPFL - Sgt Stiffy - Free
Drill Sergeant
"Sgt. Stiffy"
Bladder Ladder - Fireman PPFL - Free
Halloween PPFL - Loin Pumpkin - Free
Holiday PPFL - St Dickolaus - Free
Cookin' Club - Chef PPFL - Free
Indian Chief PPFL - LIttle Big Man - Free
Pirate PPFL - Long Dong Silver - Free
Roman Soldier PPFL - Manius Publius Spurtius - Free
Police PPFL - Penis Patrol - Free
Sailor PPFL - Seaman Semen - Free
Sombrero PPFL  - Senor Happy - Free
Cowboy PPFL - Posse Pistol - Free
Pontiff PPFL - Pope John Pole III - Free
Indian Chief
"Little Big Man"
Fireman
"Bladder Ladder"
Chef
"Cookin' Club"
Halloween Hat
"Loin Pumpkin"
Pirate
"Long Dong Silver"
Roman Soldier
"Manius Publius Spurtius"
Police Officer
"Penis Patrol"
Pontiff
"Pope John Pole III"
Cowboy
"Posse Pistol"
Sailor
"Seaman Semen"
Sombrero
"Senor Happy"
Holiday
"St. Dickolaus"

Penis Pals For Life
Yes!  These are FREE
Did your momma ever tell you "son, you can be whatever you want to be!"  Mommas never lie!  Not only can you be whatever you want to be, you can be anything that you ever dreamed of being...fireman, police officer, pirate, chef...the list goes on and on.

Watch the PPFL slide show just for fun, then select your favorite(s)  by clicking on the icon(s) below --print and cut it out, strap that baby on, and there you are...whoever you want to be (or whatever she wants you to be!)

So have a laugh with our PPFLs , there're just fun strap-on hats for the little guy so he won't just be hanging around naked all the time.  And best of all, they're free!  All you need is a sense of humor and a printer!

We hope you tell your friends, and hey, while you're here, go ahead and buy something!

                                  CLICK ON ICONS BELOW TO PRINT