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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
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PPFL -  Penis Pals for Life!
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Smilebox slideshow: The PPFL Slide Show
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Drill Sergeant PPFL - Sgt Stiffy - Free
Drill Sergeant
"Sgt. Stiffy"
Bladder Ladder - Fireman PPFL - Free
Halloween PPFL - Loin Pumpkin - Free
Holiday PPFL - St Dickolaus - Free
Cookin' Club - Chef PPFL - Free
Indian Chief PPFL - LIttle Big Man - Free
Pirate PPFL - Long Dong Silver - Free
Roman Soldier PPFL - Manius Publius Spurtius - Free
Police PPFL - Penis Patrol - Free
Sailor PPFL - Seaman Semen - Free
Sombrero PPFL  - Senor Happy - Free
Cowboy PPFL - Posse Pistol - Free
Pontiff PPFL - Pope John Pole III - Free
Indian Chief
"Little Big Man"
"Bladder Ladder"
"Cookin' Club"
Halloween Hat
"Loin Pumpkin"
"Long Dong Silver"
Roman Soldier
"Manius Publius Spurtius"
Police Officer
"Penis Patrol"
"Pope John Pole III"
"Posse Pistol"
"Seaman Semen"
"Senor Happy"
"St. Dickolaus"

Penis Pals For Life
Yes!  These are FREE
Did your momma ever tell you "son, you can be whatever you want to be!"  Mommas never lie!  Not only can you be whatever you want to be, you can be anything that you ever dreamed of being...fireman, police officer, pirate, chef...the list goes on and on.

Watch the PPFL slide show just for fun, then select your favorite(s)  by clicking on the icon(s) below --print and cut it out, strap that baby on, and there you are...whoever you want to be (or whatever she wants you to be!)

So have a laugh with our PPFLs , there're just fun strap-on hats for the little guy so he won't just be hanging around naked all the time.  And best of all, they're free!  All you need is a sense of humor and a printer!

We hope you tell your friends, and hey, while you're here, go ahead and buy something!

                                  CLICK ON ICONS BELOW TO PRINT