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WEENIE WARMERS
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Just added:
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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Perfect Fish Bait
The Goofy Gift Shop
Well, here is the perfect gift for that fisherman in your life! The Perfect Fish Bait is sure to catch fish whether you're fishing in a river, lake, pond, or ocean. This stuff is almost guaranteed to work! Just follow the instructions on the label and you'll be smelling fish frying in no time.
Easy to follow directions:
Place a pea near the water.
When a fish comes up to take a pea, grab it with your hands!
(You may have to think about this one just a minute!)
Better stock up on The Perfect Fish Bait while supplies last! This stuff is selling like hotcakes!!!
Any fisherman would love getting The Perfect Fish Bait!
Don't forget to check out our specialty: Weenie Warmers
Only $3.19 shipping included
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