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WHAT'S NEW:
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first. Check out
bastrop, tx
.
Perfect Fish Bait
The Goofy Gift Shop
Well, here is the perfect gift for that fisherman in your life! The Perfect Fish Bait is sure to catch fish whether you're fishing in a river, lake, pond, or ocean. This stuff is almost guaranteed to work! Just follow the instructions on the label and you'll be smelling fish frying in no time.
Easy to follow directions:
Place a pea near the water.
When a fish comes up to take a pea, grab it with your hands!
Place a pea near the water.
When a fish comes up to take a pea, grab it with your hands!
(You may have to think about this one just a minute!)
Better stock up on The Perfect Fish Bait while supplies last! This stuff is selling like hotcakes!!!
Any fisherman would love getting The Perfect Fish Bait!
Don't forget to check out our specialty: Weenie Warmers
Only $3.19 shipping included
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