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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
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The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Have a
great
2017!!
Perfect Fish Bait

Perfect Fish Bait

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Well, here is the perfect gift for that fisherman in your life!  The Perfect Fish Bait is sure to catch fish whether you're fishing in a river, lake, pond, or ocean.  This stuff is almost guaranteed to work!  Just follow the instructions on the label and you'll be smelling fish frying in no time.
Easy to follow directions:
Place a pea near the water.
When a fish comes up to take a pea, grab it with your hands!
(You may have to think about this one just a minute!)
Don't forget to check out our specialty: Weenie Warmers
Only $3.19 shipping included
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Perfect Fish Bait from The Goofy Gift Shop

Add a "Fisherman" Weenie Warmer to your order!