Priority mail (2-3 day delivery)
U.S. Destinations only
Cost = $6.45 for 1 or 2 warmers

U.S. Postal Service Priority Shipping is available to U.S. destinations only. U.S. Postal Service advertises 2- or 3-day delivery for Priority Mail (depending on location) Delivery times are NOT guaranteed.

Cost is $6.45 per order (shipping 1 or 2 weenie warmers)
      1) place your order (add item to cart) and
      2) add Priority Shipping to your cart, here:

If you are ordering more than 2 weenie warmers, add TWO Priority Shipping Fees to your cart. When I ship, I will figure the shipping and issue a refund to you for any extra you have paid. Priority shipping goes by weight... I do not make money on shipping.

Events, Occasions &
Special Orders              
Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!

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