Priority mail (2-3 day delivery)
U.S. Destinations only
Cost = $6.45 for 1 or 2 warmers

U.S. Postal Service Priority Shipping is available to U.S. destinations only. U.S. Postal Service advertises 2- or 3-day delivery for Priority Mail (depending on location) Delivery times are NOT guaranteed.

Cost is $6.45 per order (shipping 1 or 2 weenie warmers)
      1) place your order (add item to cart) and
      2) add Priority Shipping to your cart, here:



If you are ordering more than 2 weenie warmers, add TWO Priority Shipping Fees to your cart. When I ship, I will figure the shipping and issue a refund to you for any extra you have paid. Priority shipping goes by weight... I do not make money on shipping.




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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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512-221-1208
(between 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. CST,  M-F)
PRIORITY SHIPPING -- $6.45