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Fit for a Queen

From The Goofy Gift Shop
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Ear Warmer for the Queen or Little Princess in your life.

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GOOFY GAG GIFTS      
WEENIE WARMERS
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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies



The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
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Help keep the weenies warm
in 2018!
Order one!

Only $20.00
FIRST CLASS USPS SHIPPING INCLUDED within the USA only.
No International shipping.

UPGRADE SHIPPING
WE DO NOT TAKE PAYMENT OVER THE PHONE
All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal
Check out our
Weenie Warmers and
other gag gifts!

$6.45
$22.95
UPGRADE SHIPPING
Sizes range from:
--Adult/teen - 20" circumference
--Child - 17.5"circumference
--Toddler- 17" circumference

COLORS:
Pink, Red, Blue, Yellow
Dark Teal, Light Teal, White, Green
and of course Black and Gray (pictured).
If you don't see your color, just ask... I have many different colors.

CONTACT ME HERE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT COLOR YOU WANT.
ADULT/TEEN (20" circumference)
CHILD (17.5"circumference)
TODDLER (17" circumference)
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