The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
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Redneck Potpourri
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Redneck Potpourri

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Redneck Potpourri is not that flowery-smelling type of potpourri that most women like.  This is  potpourri for a man!  I've known a lot of men who had no idea what potpourri was nor did they have any interest in it.  But this is different!  Any man would be glad to receive this gift and would brag about it to his friends at the local bar (That's what city folks call a "beer joint").  Redneck Potpourri is a great gag gift for Christmas or anytime - just to show him that you love him 
Better hurry and order this!
Jimmy Joe Bobby told his kinfolks about Redneck Potpourri and they're ordering like crazy!
No Animals were harmed in making the product (except that my old man threw out his back running
from that bull)
Check out our Weenie Warmers
Only $4.19 shipping included
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Redneck Potpourri from The Goofy Gift Shop