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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Redneck Potpourri
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Redneck Potpourri

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Redneck Potpourri is not that flowery-smelling type of potpourri that most women like.  This is  potpourri for a man!  I've known a lot of men who had no idea what potpourri was nor did they have any interest in it.  But this is different!  Any man would be glad to receive this gift and would brag about it to his friends at the local bar (That's what city folks call a "beer joint").  Redneck Potpourri is a great gag gift for Christmas or anytime - just to show him that you love him 
Better hurry and order this!
Jimmy Joe Bobby told his kinfolks about Redneck Potpourri and they're ordering like crazy!
No Animals were harmed in making the product (except that my old man threw out his back running
from that bull)
Check out our Weenie Warmers
Only $4.19 shipping included
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Redneck Potpourri from The Goofy Gift Shop