The Goofy Gift Shop
Bastrop, TX
Bastrop, TX
Redneck Wedding Gift: Washer & Dryer
This Christmas our ship has finally come in
We're feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
This year will be quite a switch
We're giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It's time we really went all out
But don't worry, it's really no fuss.
We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise ---
But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.
So, open the box and you may be surprised,
To find not only ONE gift, but two --
We hope you will put your presents to work
It's a WASHER... & DRYER, too!!!!
We're feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
This year will be quite a switch
We're giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It's time we really went all out
But don't worry, it's really no fuss.
We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise ---
But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.
So, open the box and you may be surprised,
To find not only ONE gift, but two --
We hope you will put your presents to work
It's a WASHER... & DRYER, too!!!!
Everyone know that young couple who are just starting their life together and having a bit of a tough time making ends meet. So they probably either hang their clothes on the clothes line or they take them to the laundromat. Well, here's that perfect gift for such a person!
This set of a brand-new Washer and Dryer will be greatly appreciated. Just imagine telling your friends about how you got so–and–so a new washer and dryer for Christmas!
Everyone will be impressed and glad they have you for a friend!
This set of a brand-new Washer and Dryer will be greatly appreciated. Just imagine telling your friends about how you got so–and–so a new washer and dryer for Christmas!
Everyone will be impressed and glad they have you for a friend!
Don't forget to check out our
Weenie Warmers
Weenie Warmers
Look at our
NFL Weenie Warmers
NFL Weenie Warmers
This makes a really
neat Wedding present
gag gift!
neat Wedding present
gag gift!
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Jimmy Joe Bobby has been down in the dumps ever since he learned that Battle Mountain, NV canceled the Armpit Festival!
Only $3.49 + $3.00 postage
Makes a great Christmas gift also!