Redneck Ear Wax Remover
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Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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your order.
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing. But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first. Check out
bastrop, tx
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Jimmy Joe Bobby says he knowed a doctor say you don't need to never clean yore ears - but don't nobody with a lick of sense believe that!
Redneck Reminder: When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring you back a beer.
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop: Weenie Warmers
Redneck Reminder: When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring you back a beer.
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop: Weenie Warmers
From The Goofy Gift Shop
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This is a great gift for your redneck or wanna-be redneck friends. Cause everybody knows that ears should be kept clean! Just remember that you should always use your own truck keys to avoid disease. Also remember that it's important to clean the key sometimes because the buildup of wax on the key could cause a short-circuit in your truck's ignition.
Your friend will really appreciate this gift!
Your friend will really appreciate this gift!
