'Safe Sex' Condoms

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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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From The Goofy Gift Shop
Safe Sex Condoms
People, it's not always safe out there!
So whether you're a man or a woman, why not be prepared? 

You can carry this 'Safe Sex' Condom in your billfold, pocket, glove box, purse or anywhere handy to use when the mood and opportunity arises - or when anything arises! 

Card reads: "Please Practice Safe Sex and use the condom stapled to this card"
And even if you know your partner is safe, are you ready to hear the patter of little feet?

Please remember this IS the Goofy Gift Shop selling gag gifts!  Do not use these for prevention of disease or birth control.
Only $4.49
shipping included